These Senators Must Hit The Road: Game On Liberia’s Election

The Editor,

For the past 9 years, we hired our soon-to-be-ex-senators to work for us, but every day, they dress up in fine clothing, come to work late, and blow hot air up our butts! And now they want us to hire them for 9 more years? For what? To blow more hot air up our butts Please.

Re: “Game On..Liberia’s Election”

Article 1 of our Constitution states that “….In order to ensure democratic government which responds to the wishes of the governed, the people shall have the right at such period, and in such manner as provided for under this Constitution, to cause their public servants (no, they’re not public servants! they’re born rogues!) to leave office and to fill vacancies by regular elections and appointments”

So it’s on you and me to throw these bums out of office! Therefore, I’m asking you to sing a song to our soon-to-be-ex-senators:

Sung to the tune of Ray Charles’ “Hit the Road Jack”

1) ♫ Hit the road Jah (Clarice) and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more..♫
♫ Hit the road Jah and don’t you come back no more..Do you hear me? You gotta to pack your bag and go! You’re supposed to be a public servant, but all you do is use thousands of dollars for gas slips! What happen to the “229 missing Gas Slips?” Re “Clarice Jah Gets Second Suspension”, Daily Observer Online)

2) ♫ Hit the road Jay (Barney) and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more..
♫ Hit the road Jay and don’t you come back no more..Do you hear me, Jay? Don’t come back no more.

3) ♫ Hit the road Jewel (Howard-Taylor) and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more…
♫ Hit the Jewel and don’t you come back no more… Aren’t you tired living off the taxpayers’ dime? Listen, Jewel after you leave office, please find yourself something to do—okaaay?
Re”…Who is Jewel Howard-Taylor”, Daily Observer Online

4) ♫ Hit the road John (Ballout) and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more..no more,,
♫ Hit the road John and don’t you come back no more… You have let your people down! So don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Don’t the people of Maryland have anybody better to represent them? Please stop using the people’s chambers to adjudicate a cat fight between Mary Broh and your concubine! Re: “Broh Finally Appears, Reads Apology Letter to Senate..”

5) ♫ Hit the load, oops, I meant to say, road!, Kupee (Sumo) and you don’t come back no more, no more, no more.no more
♫ Hit the road Kupee and don’t you come back no more…Are you constitutionally ignorant or just plain illiterate? There’s no Constitutional basis for allocating “30 percent women’s representation!”, you moron! Re: “Women’s Equity Bill Thrashed”

6) ♫ Hit the road Lahai and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more..
♫ Hit the road Lahai and don’t you come back no more..Cause you’re nothing but a gravy seeker! So don’t come back no more, no more, no more! ♫

As a senator, serving under the NDPL banner, you switched from NDPL to Liberty Party, then to Unity Party! If you were an “honorable” man, you wouldn’t be doing a threesome (NDPL, LP, &UP), would you? (Re “Senator Lahai Crosses Carpet Again: From NDPL to Liberty Party-now UP,” Frontpageafrica.

7) ♫ Hit the road Mobutu and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more…
♫ Hit the road Mobutu and don’t you come back no more.. Wait a minute..Just read that you ordered police goons of zone 4 to arrest and brutalized Reginald W Doe, Jr! Who the hell are you to order the arrest of anyone? Re “Lawsuit Hangs Over Senator Mobutu Nyenpan”, Daily Observer Online

8) ♫ Hit the road Gbezohngar (Findley) and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more..
♫ Hit the road Gbezohngar and don’t you come back no more… Cause Bassonians don’t want you anymore.. So just hit the road, and take your all Bassa concubines with you! Re: “President Pro-temp Beaten in Office for Girlfriend Business”, New Dawn, Liberia.

Unless you want 9 more years of the same people blowing smoke up your arse, you need to throw these senators out on December 16, 2014!

Martin Scott,
Atlanta, Georgia

Gbezohngar Findley pic: wwww.thenewdawnliberia.com

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